Among other things I have called myself, I am now deeming Mama Burde the worst Christmas Present Wrapper in the History of the Entire World.
It’s pretty bad.
But actually now that I think about it, I once saw my husband tape a paper plate to a box when he ran out of wrapping paper.
Edit: I am now deeming myself the SECOND worst Christmas Present Wrapper in the History of the Entire World.
But honestly, I don’t care.
There are some things I cut corners on. Wrapping gifts is one of them. It is so beautiful and cheery when people wrap gifts with bows and ribbons and little flares here and there. But really, I’d rather spend my time getting something else done.
I wrapped all of our Christmas presents in about 10 minutes. I blasted through about 20 gifts, giving me a two minute per gift wrapping average. Pretty impressive.
I’m so not a slacker. I just choose to cut corners on things that I really don’t think matter that much. The paper is going to get ripped; if you’re my toddler you don’t even see the wrapping paper because you’re so excited to open what’s inside. If you’re my husband, you don’t care if it’s wrapped or not. And, if we’re hauling gifts in the car to visit family than it’s all about ramming them in as little space as possible.
So, if I didn’t trim enough paper off the ends of a box and the wrapping is all bulky and my dollar store tape is half hanging on, at least I can say I was able to take the extra time to get the kitchen cleaned up or watch an episode of Extreme Couponing so I can make myself feel like an even more frivolous shopper.
Yes, there are so many better things to do than spending extra time putting a little pizzazz on my gift wrap.